The Lioness has a temper.

☓ CHARACTER
Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau
Tamora Pierce's Book Series
440 HE - A year after her wedding to George
☓ PLAYER
Alex ☓ 19
AIM: Ondrea Fireheart

☓ PERMISSIONS

☓ OOC STUFF
Backtagging: I do it literally forever until I either lose a notif or get epic writer's block
Threadhopping: But of course! Just try to stay organized @_@
Fourthwalling: On a case by case basis, just ask, I don't bite.
Offensive subjects: If I start to have problems, I'll add to this, but I really can't think of anything that needs saying.
☓ IC STUFF
Hugging this character: Be careful of the knives.
Kissing this character: I wouldn't suggest it, but you're welcome to try.
Flirting with this character: She will not flirt back, but go ahead.
Fighting with this character: SURE. But talk to me about how it's going to go, because she's pretty badass with all of her weapons.
Killing this character: Um, please don't.
Sex/Rape?: Absolutely no rape. No. Never. No. Not likely any sex, either, since she's married.
Using telepathy or mind-reading abilities on this character: Absolutely! Just talk to me about what you might find out.
Relationships: Nothing romantic. Again, married.
Anything that shouldn’t be mentioned near this character? Having magic being cheating. At least, if you don't want to seriously piss her off.
Anything else? Alanna is amazing with a sword, axe, and knife, the three weapons she has with her on the island. Hand to hand, less so. She will not usually use her magic in battle, but even with all of that, she's still only human. So don't let me godmod her fighting skills, but don't underestimate them either. And always, always feel free to contact me for any reason at all.

[ Video ]

[ I'm sure you all know this look. It's a look of a sort of disappointed annoyance. It's that look your friends give you when you tell the same pun for the third time and still expect it to be funny. It was never funny. Just give up already. ]

After being here a week, I've come to a few realizations.

There's no hierarchy, no discipline, no real control, and the vast majority of the people on and off of the ship (although I still don't understand how that works) are out of your blasted minds. The Admiral in all likelihood is actually a trickster god, either the Trickster himself in disguise or one of the lesser gods. People seem to be concerned about their deals being upheld, but I can assure you that the gods never renege on a promise. Not even the Trickster himself. I have yet to get anything productive done. This may be the cause of the large amount of insanity I've noticed seems to be going around.

I can work with this.

But if I don't have something useful to do in the next two days, you're all going to be in for quite a show.

Character Name: Alanna of Pirate’s Swoop and Olau
Series: Tamora Pierce’s Tortall Series
Age: 30
From When?: 449 HE – Chapter 9-10 of Wild Magic, during the attack on Pirate’s Swoop

( Not everyone is afraid to do anything new. )